Discos

Apocalypse Now

Address

- Thi Sach 2B-2C

Cover charge

- 100.000 VND

- Waved when I walked in after midnight.

Apocalypse Now is a Ho Chi Minh City institution and still draws huge crowds. Plenty of working girls, but demand is still way higher than supply. Many of the girls are over the hill and the overall quality is a few notches lower than at the nearby Hai Ba Trung bars. With similar prices, the bars are the better option...

BTW, if you fancy some white meat, there are plenty of unattached Western girls.

Gossip

Address

- Mercure Hotel

- Tran Hung Dao 79

Cover charge

- 120.000 VND

- Includes 1 drink.

On a Saturday night, I spotted some real supermodels in Gossip. They were part of the elite...

There was one table with taxi girls on the ground floor. Their pimp approached me on the dance floor. Plenty of working girls were hugging the railing on the 2nd floor. Some of them were real stunners. But the beautiful ones didn’t wanna get with me. They only fuck little pricks! The girls who were willing to go with a white guy weren’t worth bothering with.

For light-skinned Asians, I guess Gossip is the place to go. White guys are likely to leave alone...

Volcano

Address

- Cong Quynh 148

- Just around the corner from Bui Vien

Cover charge

- None

Being close to the backpacker area, the working girls mainly target white guys. If only they were more beautiful...

Final Words

Walking around Ho Chi Minh City, you’ll spot tons of hot babes. Vietnamese girls are among the prettiest girls in Asia. Sadly, things haven’t changed much over the last decade – high prices and lousy service still prevail. I blame the mamasans...

Compared to neighboring Cambodia, the quality is better, prices are way higher and the service is much worse. Since the demise of K-11, the number of Vietnamese girls in Phnom Penh is dwindling. More and more of the Vietnamese mamasans are targeting the free-spending Chinese punters. For Vietnamese-lovers in Cambodia, things are not looking good...

The Vietnam forums are full of stories and warnings about thieving Vietnamese girls. I heard plenty of tales of fellow travelers getting robbed. A prick on a motorcycle snatched my phone. Vietnam. A nation of thieves!